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	1-When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. David Bissonette 2-After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Sacha Guitry 3-By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates 4-Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Anonymous 5-I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Sigmund Freud 6-'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.' Anonymous 7-'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.' Sam Kinison 8-'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.' James Holt McGavra 9-Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Patrick Murra 10-The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.... Nash 11-You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Anonymous 12-My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Henny Youngman 13-A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Rodney Dangerfield 14-A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' Anonymous 15-First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' Anonymous
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